There’s this TES cosplay that pops up on my dash periodically of Hircine, Lord of the Hunt, and whenever I scroll past it, I misread it as “Lord of the Dance.” Cue the mental image of Hircine river-dancing, accompanied by much sniggering.¬†

It’s silly, but I really wish people would heckle Brynjolf when he’s hawking that¬† “Falmer Blood Elixir” at his little Riften stall.

I don’t know, I just think it’d be funny to have Serana wander up, listen to his spiel, then try to engage him on the properties of the “blood” in his elixer. “Hmm, Falmer blood you say? I’ve had Aldmeri blood before, but I never thought there was anything special about it. Are they really that different? oh, wait, you mean those little decrepit things, don’t you? Not the regular ones? That doesn’t sound healthy at all.

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that me -_-

"Man, they always get my nose wrong…"

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that me -_-

"Man, they always get my nose wrong…"

Ah, yes, the majestic Water Meese of Amalur.

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